Doodie is not perfect.
She makes you laugh when you're all set to being depressed.
She eggs you on when you're getting angry.
She laughs at you when you humiliate yourself.
She ignores you when you desperately need her attention.
She's never there for you.
She's lazy and tardy and selfish and conceited and a stuck-up snob.
She never listens when you're talking.
She looks through you, not at you.
She'll eat all your food when you're not looking.
She'll kick you if you do or say something to irritate her.
She'll stick her tongue out at you when you're in the middle of a really tough recitation.
She's irresponsible and utterly undependable.
She'll take advantage of you if you're not careful.
Her smile is always the most angelic when she's done something particularly devious.
Her eyes start twinkling when she's going to be mean.
She's happiest when she has completely ruined somebody's day.
I'm not sure if the person who wrote this should still be my friend. Joke!
*taken from my BSBAA yearbook
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