15 Ways to Handle Rejection

This one I got from my Kuya. I don't know who originally wrote this.

15 Ways to Handle Rejection

A - Person Asking
R - Person Responding
T - Technique used

Case I

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: Does that mean you hate me?
T: Clarify.

Case II

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: How do plate tectonics work?
T: Change the topic.

Case III


A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: Do you love someone else?
T: Console yourself.

Case IV

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: I have a fat bank account.
T: Bribe her/him.

Case V

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: I'm Tom Cruise/Winona Ryder (The choice of hollywood stars dates this article, doesn't it?)
T: Deceive her/him.

Case VI

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: It's your loss not mine.
T: Build your self-esteem.

Case VII

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: Hey! I was just asking!
T: Act defensive.

Case VIII

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: So what! You're not that great anyway!
T: Sour-grape.

Case IX

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: Do you want to live?
T: Threaten her/him.

Case X

A:  Do you love me?
R: No.
A: I hope you'll attend my funeral.
T: Guilt trip.

Case XI

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
T: Act hysterical.

Case XII

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: Yes, you do.
T: Confuse her/him.

Case XIII

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: Thank God!
T: Reverse psychology.

Case XIV

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: Oh ok.
T: No reaction.

Case XV

A: Do you love me?
R: No.
A: Please!!!!
T: Beg.


What about you? Any other suggestions on how to handle rejection?