if we ever get around to having a relationship

If we ever get around to having a relationship, I won't ever ask you to carry my purse.

My laptop bag, yes. My document bag/slightly girly satchel, maybe. But, my purse, never!

Promise.

And if you ever ever! volunteer to carry my purse (I don't care if you think you're being a gentleman), I WILL HIT YOU WITH MY PURSE. And if I see one trace of enjoyment on your face, I WILL BREAK UP WITH YOU!

Great. That's settled, then.