hate mail

I'm just surprised how some of my so-called friends can be such users.  Okay so some of it may have been my fault, letting myself be used.  But I have to draw the line somewhere. Or maybe, the line has always been drawn, I just realized that you crossed it bigtime. It may have felt like we were the best of friends, but we really don't have anything in common.  Just lonely people thrown together by circumstances. (Okay, again maybe some of those circumstances were also my fault.)

I don't appreciate how you slam my friends...and then when I turn around you're going around being very chummy together.  How am supposed to react to this?  I especially don't like hearing how you hate everything about him -- from his looks to his beliefs, and then later on ask me to invite him to join our get-togethers just because you want some body count on your pictures for FB.

I don't like how you hate the guys I like and asking me what I ever saw in them.  I especially don't like seeing you flirt with the guys I like and when I confront you, you have the gall to say that you liked them first.

Sometimes I wonder if you're as clueless as you make it appear.  Sometimes, it feels like I'm being played bigtime.  Do you ever wonder why none of your relationships ever work out? I have a theory.

Do you like being my friend because I always put you in the best light possible?  And that I never compete with you?  Is that why you hate it when I dress up?  You do realize that I am the only close woman friend you have don't you?  Again, probably because I don't give you any competition.

And just so we're clear, you don't have to pretend that you actually care about how my day was.  I already know that you contact me only when you need my help, so please, just get straight to the point.

Anyway, here's my theory... You're a bitch! And no amount of make-up, salon procedures, facials, whitening and slimming pills can cover it up.  You may be good for a couple of dates to show-off to the guys, but you're not exactly girlfriend material.  (According to _____, you're meant to be seen from afar, because when you get near, it becomes clear that you're made up to be seen from afar!)