Me monopolizing the dinner conversation:
Me, to no one in particular: "You know what, all this being nice and stuff had turned me into a boring person. I think I've dulled my mind and tongue so much I lost all my sarcastic ability."
Pause for breath.
"That, or all the idiots in my sphere have disappeared."
Silence as my eyes fall on my younger brother.
"Yep, I've totally lost my sarcasm."
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