Inside my mind

"If you wanted to talk to me, you would."

 Considering the fact that you have not talked to me in a while:

Me: "This applies to me also. So if I want to talk to you, I would."

Other Person with Me: "I'm going to walk away now."

Other Other Person with Me: "Well, that was a slap in the face."

Other Person with Me: "Seriously, you didn't see that one coming?"

Me: "Shut up you guys, I can't hear myself think."

Everyone shuts up.

Other Person With Me: "You don't suppose he's too busy now, do you?