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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Masked Murder-er

So, apparently, there's a statistical study about this. Mind you, I don't always crawl on the ground. Sometimes I hurry from one column to the next, always hugging the wall. I make sure that I look through the window at an angle (usually just through a gap in the curtain), the way you see them do it in movies. That way you can see outside, but they can't see you.





Sometimes, I pretend I'm not home. Or sometimes, I shout:

"We don't live here anymore!"

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